6.19.2012

don't even knock

is this clear enough? 

we have a new No Soliciting sign..
don't  even ring or knock...
we don't want to by anything, sell anything,
give anything away, have anything given to us,
including: alarms, carpet cleaning, solar panels,
gardening, religious info..etc...etc..

a few weeks ago I opened the door to find a pest control guy...
apparently he didn't know what No Soliciting actually meant. 
I pointed out we had a sign, "No Soliciting" and he said in 
his best Keanu Reeves voice....."DEFINITELY!" 
ok, but you are still standing here soliciting.

Then he went on to say, "Welllll, your neighbors have bugs
and I am here about the bugs." Oh, ok, that is 
still considered soliciting, but maybe if I 
tell him we have a pest control service he'll get it?
So I relay this info to him and he says again
"DEFINITELY!" 
hummmm? with that he pivoted and walked away...
good luck buddy! 


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4 comments:

Sara Shoemaker said...

haha love your sign. None of them get it!! It's like they have selective VISION. they choose to completely ignore the sign. always.


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Emily Golding said...

DEFINITELY : )

Love your sign!

andrea@townandprairie said...

This is how I started feeling about the amish after the amish kid flipped off my husband and a bunch of other lifetime memories came back to my frontal lobe. Well, anyway, hopefully you don't have the bugs that the neighbors apparently seem to have a problem with!

Wendy said...

That's when I close the door in said solicitors face. That burns me up! Anyway, I like the sign. :)

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